BASTARD 101:

A bastard:
1. makes you feel like a slut
2. sometimes makes you feel good, but you're not sure if you REALLY should feel good
3. takes you for granted
4. is usually so good with words (pandai meng'ayat')
5. has a body that makes you want him more
6. knows the right way to hold you, kiss you and touch you. But then again, bastards are usually so experienced that after 'touching' more than 100 girls, they'd be really really stupid if they still don't know how to flirt with a girl
7. can ignore for days, and then when he starts talking to you again, will act as though nothing happened
8. can treat you like shit, and still call you 'sayang'
9. can sometimes be so sweet, you just don't have the heart to call him a 'bastard'
10. LIES ALL THE TIME! But because they are bastards, they produce this chemical smell that makes you want to either forgive them, or pretend that you never knew the truth.

What to do when you see a bastard:
1. RUN!!
2. Otherwise, flirt all you want, but leave the emotions at the door.

Quote from a bastard:
'Girl, men are generally bastards. But women are fools to fall for them in the first place.'